Before this devolves into a self-centered rant, I would first rid the world of cancer, and liver disease and well, a host of other diseases.
Besides that..
Our pets would live as long as we do
It would be okay to eat cookie batter
Someone would put away our clean laundry for us
And empty the dishwasher
And clean the baseboards
Oh heck, why don't I just say it: I want a maid!
And a personal assistant
We would have no trouble growing tomatoes in Florida
All of our clothes would fit
We would only have sweet dreams
I could go on, but what about you? What silly things would you ensure if you could?
In other news, I have a sore throat and a cold I'm trying to shake before Joe, Elizabeth and I head down to South Florida on Thursday. The plan is to stay at our cousin Karen's Thursday night. We have an appointment with the Italian Consulate in Miami Friday morning. Actually, it's in Coral Gables. We hope we have everything in order to obtain dual citizenship. It's taken us nearly 2 years to cut through all the red tape, but I think we see the finish line!
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